Hamlets Violent Education
By 18abrahss, Updated
Cometh Backeth I prithee, I hath a quota to fulfill. In the Name of King Claudius you have to die!
And I has to putteth food on the table for all of Denmark, but thee dont seeth me intimidating oth'rs with mine own large headeth like you.
Oh Nay! There is a cliff! These wings are just for show.
We both fell at the same time but why am I falling faster?
I bethink tis due to mine own larger surface area. This may be the works of the undiscovered Science.
Mine own young friend, Galileo, hath a similar epiphany but i called him an "unmuzzled, idle-headed, miscreant"
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