Why are women such foes of men? They are not female, they are foemale.
Why am I named Pygmalion when they are the real pigs? I'll just use my sculpting skills to make a human woman.
Who needs real women when I can just sculpt one with rock hard abs?
I give her jewels and clothes. Why does she not return my love? What, does she think that I'm crazy for loving a rock?
Yes! Turn my statue into something hotter than the altar's flames!
I love how I had no say in this. Yay, get to spend the rest of my life with a lunatic pig.
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