BatCat Short Fables: the happy ending in crappy land
A pirate and a bear, the most unlikely of friends blow up a city and get their happy ending, or do they?
CAPTAINMC CRAPPY PANTS AND BLUE BEAR ARE SICK OF LIVING IN CRAPPY LAND SO THEY SET OFF 0N A JOURNEY TO FIND THE MYTHICAL PLACE OF NOT SO CRAPPY LAND WILL THEY FIND WHAT THERE LOOKING FOR WHAT WILL THEY LEARN ON THE WAY FIND OUT NEXT ON THE ADVENTURES OF MC CRAPPY PANTS AND BLUE BEAR.
Captain and Blue bear are getting tired of the journey and are having second thoughts about trying to leave. Blue bear is annoying the captain with his annoying song known as "This is the song that never ends la la la la la la la " (People like different things and everyone has a different perspective and you have to accept people as they are)
If I think of all the good things in my day today, I know it will make me feel better.
I wonder what Ice cream tastes like... yummm
The Captain was so mad at Blue bear he turned into his inner monster and morphed into a dina creature. In an effort to defend himself, Blue bear turned into an angry red bear, known as Sweatpea the destroyer of worlds.
oh.. I am in a cave now.. Great.. Lucky Jerry. I am calling my agent. I thought I was going to be the new Captain America
Learns that people like different things. He starts singing his really annoying song - blue bear gets mad - realise people like different things - helpful thought Cornelious, Tyrone, Lincoln the helpful thought birds come to help (one is British posh, surfer bird)
Mr McCrapy Pants pauses, and realises he is being a bad friend. He says "Sorry Blue Bear, I let my negative thoughts get the better of me". Blue Bear growls and punched as a sign of friendship, cause he is a bear you know.
Jerry meets Captain McCrappy pants and Blue Bear to take them off to their next adventure: Calm down and think hosted by Jerry Seinfield. McCrappy Pants learnt to calm down using helpful thinking. Calm down think - gets the answer and doors the unlocked.
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