The Unfortunate tale of Pook the Pirate
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There once was a pirate named Pook. Today, He decided he that he wanted to defy all of congress' commerce powers.
What a brilliant idea!
Pook decided to begin with a minor defiance. Pook decided to use the metric system in non-science related matters, even though the U.S. used the customary system as their standard measurement & weight system.
I am 200 centimeters tall.
The Next day, Pook decided to reproduce copyrighted music, and give it all to the kids at school.
Pook decided to take it one step further, by attacking random U.S. cruiseships with his water gun. Pook has now defied copyright laws & high sea crimes.
BYE BYE Americans!
Congress, as well as the entire U.S., had enough of Pook's shenanigans, so they decided to punish him for piracy & copyright infringement.
You're going to jail
And that, ends the unfortunate story, of Pook the pirate.
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