Once upon a time there was a young girl named Little Green Ridinghood. She lived in the city with her parents. One day, little green riding hood decided to take a walk through the woods.
As little green ridinghood was walking through the woods, she suddenly smelt something, something that had a familiar smell to a cake. Little green riding hood thought to herself.. ‘Why would there be a cake in the woods?’ Sure enough, after looking around, little green ridinghood saw a cake.
Little Green looked up only to notice she was around 100 metres away from her grandfather’s house. She picked up the cake and started to walk towards the house, hoping her grandad was inside. As she got closer to the door she noticed a little chihuahua.
Little Green knelt down to pat the chihuahua, little did she know that the chihuahua would be evil. Little Green opened the door to her grandfathers house, closely watched and followed by the little chihuahua. Little Green’s grandad was nowhere to be seen, but there was a note on the bench… it read:
Little Green, I was hoping that you’d come here today. Your mother told me that you were going for a walk in the woods so I made the cake and put it in the woods and hoped that you’d find it. I’m out at a reconstructive surgery changing my face, I want bigger eyes to see you with, I was bigger ears to hear you with, I want a bigger nose to smell my cooking with and I want bigger teeth for a good smile. I’m sorry if you disagree with my decisions to change and I’m sorry that I can’t be here to see you today but I wanted you to meet my chihuahua, his name is Wolfie. Twisted right? Lot’s of love, Grandad.