Ayy lmao, the man the myth the legend Ragnar the Red get rikkety rekt.
There once was a hero named Ragnar the Red, who came riding to Whiterun from ole' Rorikstead
The braggart did swagger and brandish his blade as he told of bold battles and gold he had made.
But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red when he met the shieldmaiden Matilda who said...
"You talk and you lie and you drink all our mead, no I think it's quite the time that you lie down and bleed."
And then came clashing and slashing of steel as the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal.
And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more when his ugly red head rolled around on the floor.
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