McDiarmid Pontiac creation myth.
By dougieeee26, Updated
I will make my own planet and prove it's possible for life other than gods.
You must prove you are worthy of life, here's pigs, now work together to find water.
Zelda, I've created you to watch over the earth while I go on expeditions throughout the universe. I grant you the power to know all truth.
Yes! We found water, I don't think we should tell anyone. More for us!
Share or the pain of a thousand needles will become your destiny.
I found water, let's go!
For your hard work you shall receive this vast amount of useable water, thank you for your honesty Dougie.
Because you were dishonest and didn't listen to your nightmares, you shall be punished with such awful pain for eternity.
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