Wow, ever since I was sent to prison I've been having pains in my anus.
I've been experiencing pain while pooping, bloody stool and discomfort while sitting.
Aw man, my dude. Sounds like you have hemorrhoids.
Hey Doc, My anus really hurts and the dog said i have hemorrhoids.
My dude, you have hemorrhoids! I recommend Preparation H!
Oh man, I feel so much better! That cream really soothed my inflamed anus and rectum!
To apply, apply a small about of medicine to the affected area and gently rub in until evenly distributed.
Preparation H, for all your anal needs.
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