I'm supposed to do something important... it hasn't yet been decided what... but it's NOT marrying a prince, because that's way overused so far. So yeah. Something actually important so it doesn't get boring/repetitive. But I don't want to do it, whatever it is.
Yay! Mermaid! (Turned mermaid by an evil witch lady who didn't want her to complete said task.)
I can help you complete your task!! :D
You shall not prevail! D:<
"Oh, no!" *cleverly comes up with some ingenious plot to overcome the bad guy and destroy all evil with the help of her new attractive friend*
They're facing off and the good guys are about to win, but then there's a sudden, unfortunate plot twist wherein it seems all hope is lost, and then, just when they thought it couldn't get any worse...