The Comedy Pyramus and Thisbe
By harch20, Updated
A comedic rendition of Pyramus and Thisbe.
Love ya, Bae
What the heck is wrong with you? You're like 16.
Once upon a time there were two lovers who lived in adjacent apartment buildings. Though they lived close to each other they weren’t allowed to be married.
For their parents were both reasonable adults who thought two teenagers shouldn’t be marrying each other. And due to this they weren't allowed to talk to each other.
So they found a new way to communicate. They found a rusty pipe that ran between the apartments and communicated through it.
One night they decided they would run away to get married. They decided to meet in the park under a tree they both knew. Thisbe went out first and went to the tree. But when she got there she realized she forgot her phone and ran back home. But on the way she dropped her bracelet. Soon enough a stray cat came along and began to play with it.
Pyramus came upon the cat and bracelet and thought the cat must have killed his love. In his despair he grabbed his dagger and stabbed himself so he could be with his love. When Thisbe arrived she saw him bleeding out. She ran to his side and busted out her first-aid kit.
Thisbe patched him all up and he was fine. Then she decided that he was kind of weird and broke up with him. Then she adopted the stray cat and went back home. Pyramus went to the hospital and then went home to cry over ice cream. THE END
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