Well I'm trying to quit smoking and I was wondering if you could saddle me up with some nicotine gum.
That's fantastic. To get started I need to know how many cigarettes do you smoke in a day?
I usually smoke about 10 a day.
Ok so we can get you started with 2 mg pieces. You chew one piece at a time every 1-2 hours, and up to 6-15 pieces per day...
Are there any side effects?
Good question, you might experience some mouth soreness, or a slight stomach ache. Also, while you are quitting, you might be a little ornery (irritated easily), experience some weight gain, or even get a little depressed.
That's nothing I can't pony up to. Will not smoking effect how awesome I currently am?
You will look way cooler as a non-smoker than a smoker. Also, if you ever need to talk outside of our visits, i am here. Or if you would like there is a quitplan available in Minnesota. Let's set up our first check back visit in 1 week to see how you are doing.
That sounds great!
When it comes to your health, don't horse around. Visit your doctor or pharmacist right away. 1-888-354-PLAN or www.quitplan.com
In the following 12 weeks, smokey the horse successfully quit smoking and began training for the Kentucky derby. He had slightly less luck with the fillies.