THE DIEgestive system


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  • Once upon a time, there was a knight named sir food. He's not very good at his job, whenever he goes one a journey he always loses something important and ends up making his name into poop.
  • First he failed to defeat the dragon by getting bitten by its sharp teeth. Leaving him all ground up and covered in saliva.
  • ....Then the members of the tongue gang who hired him to defeat the dragon, shoved him down the esophogus pit of utter peristalsis to push him down as punishment for not defeating the dragon
  • Then lost his girlfriend Princess Protien in the stomach of the Earth where she was kidnapped by the evil king Enyme and his hydrochloric acid knights, roasting Sir Food so badly he changes his name to Chyme. A name fitting for such a broken down semifluid shadow of a man
  • So after his digesting defeat, he thought it would be best if he kept moving forward, so he got a new girlfriend named Villi and she was a gold digger and sucked the life out of Sir Chyme so she could give it to her brother lord Liver to who she owed money. It was a bile relationship and Chyme was fairly certain Villi was cheating on him for the sack of bile, duke Gallbladder who everyone knew was married to lady Pancreas of the enzyme family.
  • Sir Chyme now sir Feces resides in his large hovel sad and in disrepair as life sucks the moisture from him as he waits. The End
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