Doug decided he still didn't have enough money. "Ah hah!" he thought. "My mother is gone on vacation!" Wasting little time, Doug quickly put everything in her house up for sale.
"She won't even notice." he reassured himself as he posted her refrigerator, stove, and even her chairs up on Ebay. "I'll be in my 'rrari in no time!'' he declared excitedly.
Sure enough, later in the week every single item he had posted on the internet sold at his asking price. "I am rollin' in it!" he exclaimed as he held his check for $25,000,000.
He walked into work the next day and surveyed the completely empty office building, proud of his handiwork. "What the hell Doug?" his boss yelled at him. "I want a Ferrari." he explained. "I quit."
He saw that he had a missed call from his mother so decided to go by and check on her. As he walked in, he remembered where the rest of his money had come from. "You're dead to me." his mom said flatly. Doug smiled without a care in the world as he walked out to go buy his Ferrari.
"As Ulysses S. Grant once said..." Doug said as he revved up the engine "Ferraris are the fastest cars around." "Agreed." said Sir Lancelot as he dropped his visor. They sped off into the sunset and were never seen again.
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