The Internet is Distract- Oh Look a Kitten! Juan Carlos Marin
Script with pictures
MICAH: In the end, Jay Gatsby never did get what he wanted, his precious and elusive.. Light. Shoot, what color was the light? Blue? The book cover's blue.It's.. It's.. Wifi on!
Hi. Welcome to Google, where we have everything you want forever. Would you like an Email? Calendar? A terrible social media platform no one uses?
Google: Wonderful. Search for anything and everything you could ever possibly want with no strings attached. except I'm storing every search you do and selling it to marketing companies, ha ha
MICAH: Well, I'd better go to a different source to make sure the light is green. Close Wikipedia. New window! ... . It'll just go to sleep in a few minutes anyway.
MICAH: Eeerrrr.. No! I can't!
Hey, are you sure you don't want to take a minute to quickly look at some of your favorite sites? ... News updates. Sports scores. Gossip
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