Donald Trump and his wife Melanie are on a boat
Breaking News: Trump is FINALLY dead
Melanie is extremely happy
His wife is very upset, but she hides it by smiling. She only married Trump so when he died she could have his small loan of a million dollars, but he still hasn't died (he's 69 its about time)
Melanie is happy
Melanie too this as a good opportunity to get what she wanted. She pushed Donald into the sea, he fell into the water with a scream, where he would drown in the waves.
HERE LIES A SOGGY CHEETO
Donald drowns in the sea, all his fake tan washes off and leaves a thin film of orange tinge around this dead body, his face is once again pale as a bed sheet
Donlad is finally dead and Melanie got all of his money (including his small loan of a million dollars) She is very happy because she only married Trump for the $$$, he is a horrible, racist, sexist, rat.
Donald Trump lays to rest in a lonely cave, nobody pays respect because nobody liked him in the first place. except Benny. God damn it Benny wyd
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