My Satire Project
It's the all new school laptop!
Are they any good?
Yeah I love how I don't even need a parental filter because my school does it all for me!
It blocks all games, news publications, websites, and programs that my school thinks are not appropriate! I can access around 5% of the entire internet!
Wow! How fast are they?
It runs out of the schools network so it will take twice as long a new computer to load, and won't even work on your wifi 90% of the time!
Thats better than nothing! I think I'll pay the unnecessarily high price to get one of those slow computers!
Cool! I'll add you to our huge group email of our entire class (not)!
You could even get the new computers coming to the school next year, the new leapfrog kindergarten computers!
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