Moses' Ark for the Social Media Generation
By presidento, Updated
The classic tale modernized for the latest youngsters.
M: *lifts hands* "At last! I can save creation with the completed ark! Soon, they shall arrive!"
*Dog enters from scene left* M: Yes, the first of my precious cargo arrives! Alas, little one, where is your mate?
*Camera zooms in to dog, who pulls out a cell phone.* D: "Just behind me, but...are you sure this can hold enough space for everyone to be comfortable?"
*Camera to M's face, now worried* M:"Ahm...it'll be...cozy for sure.... *Camera includes both* D: "Don't sweat it, Mo, that's what Craigslist and Ebay is for. We'll get a sweet boat that can fit FOUR of every one of us."
*Camera centers on dog's phone screen* D: "Now let's see...whoah, nice. I'll send for express delivery." M: Fine...I bet it doesn't have nice cabins like mine."
*One day later* D: "See, what'd I tell you? You could've spent five minutes buying something that took you years." M: "Yeah, but we still couldn't fit the dinosaurs." D: "What good would they have done? Eat each other?"
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