Mason's life is about to change as his lizard somehow finds his way back into his bedroom and breeds rapidly which causes his best friend to be devoured.. Also he murders his brother because David Cameron is a wet-lipped eton-spawned fleshnugget who is really an intergalactic space lizard himself.
Mason starts his day in bed. He's briefly woken up by his oversized lizard *Slow zoom in on the lizard*
Cut to Mason outraged after hearing about the bedroom tax David Cameron has imposed and decides to look at the once more for memories.
Cut to Mason later on murdering his brother after he refused to use the spare bedroom to avoid paying bedroom tax. *hold on brother for 3 seconds and play Wilhelm scream while falling down the stairs*
Cut to Mason walking along the street when Ricky calls Mason with an angsty tone and asks to meet him at the local graveyard
Cut to Ricky devouring Masons soul and telling him that Hollywood Undead is the best band ever and that he should consider joining as the euphoric mascot.
Cut to Mason's reptilian army promptly refusing his offer and slowly starting to consume his phone which essentially consumed his life force, rendering him dead.
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