The Stealing of Thor's Hammer
BY: Robert Hernandez Jr
My Hammer!My Hammer's been stolen! AEsir!Elves!Quick!Wait!No!Yes!Who's stolen ny hammer?LOKI!LOKEE...!
King Loki: You are quite right. I have stolen Thor's hammer; and the Thundering Nuisance will only get back on conditions. ..Only one thin will redeem it. You must bring me the goddess Freya to be my wife!
Thor:Now hurry please and and find yourself a brides veil. Freya:"Who's getting married?" Thor:"You are."
Freya's lovely breasts rose with such fury that her famous necklace Brisingmen snapped apart and the precious jewels scattered across the marble floor.She picked up the neaarest weapon to hand a distaff, and started to belabor Loki, shouting, "I shan't, I shan't, I shan't!"
Heimdall: "If we were to dress Thor himself up as a bride and send Loki disguised as a handmaid to do the talking, then once the hammer is brought out Thor can snatch it up and---hey presto!--heads will roll!"
Thor's hand was underneath and when he felt Mullicrusher within his grasp once more all his confidence returned. HE did not bother to throw off his veil. With one great lunge felled his old enemy the giant king.
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