the unamed title product yet
By scottbm, Updated
This is supposed to be make fun of commercials while being the commercial at the same time, while also paying tribute to some commercial parodies that I saw some number of years ago...
Start off with a parody of Billy Mays
Show off any every day problems...that some people may or may not have... (Also keep in mind I have no idea what the name of product is yet or what it will look like, but I will find something random though, and this is also to make fun of commercials...)
This is a random product that will help you out...
Show things getting better...with the everyday problems...
Use the Mickey Mouse thingy as a celebrity endorsement...joke...
8So...buy the product...for only 24.99...but that's our competitor's price, so I'll sell it for 89.99, with 85 installments of 1 dollar, plus 59.99, plus 11, plus 46.89 shipping fee, plus 5 for the recycling, 9/30.00 for the plane drop....and if you're the 30th caller, I'll throw in this, and if you're the 46th caller, you get this, and if you're the 50th caller, you get this, and if you're a nice guy, you're get a bunch of wires for free (for 99.99). and if you're not the 47th and a half caller, you're get a random item...for 5 for $6, 6 for $7, 9 for $12, 13 for $44 and a half, 4 for $9 and a half, 3 for $12, 7, 8 of the 9/$43 for 134615385...plus $798.99 +$4.99 for 3 and $3 for the 2nd for the 4th 9...but of course you're getting ripped off...:) And if your childhood dog ran away and you cried about it, I'll throw this item in for free, which is easy as 1, 2...forget this, this is so difficult. And it comes with simple instructions that even a toddler can read. And call in for the next five seconds for a free bonus item...for only 79.99. 1(800)-732-7825-555-8944126-4561458...And of course the only side effect is death... :) So buy it today!
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