Don't be silly, wrap your willy. Seth Harmon, Zaveona veal
By sethharmon, Updated
Why Hello there youngsters, My name is tom, and i'm your safe sex teacher. I'd like to start this by saying yes, abstinence works. but only if you use it. And you all most likely wont.
But have no fear. Prophylactics, or condoms as some call 'em, prevent most forms of Std's and has a 98% success rate of preventing children.
And remember, children are the most expensive parasite known in all of man-kind.
400 thousand dollars to raise a child, and then not even any thanks.
Regular blood testing helps too.
Lastly to end off, don't hit it, if you're gonna quit it. Wrap it before you tap it . Wrap it in latex, so she doesn't get half your paychecks. Don't be silly, wrap your willy. Stay calm. Stay safe.
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