This is Leeroy Jenkins, he is a medival weapons salesman, he lives in the small quiet town of wowcyel. He lived a normal life but one day something magical happened. He was selling weapons to a group of adventures. He overhear them talking about going to candy castle (and there was nothing more he loved than candy). So leeroy wanted to go with them. The adventurers thought for a while and finnally said there wouldnt be a problem with an extra hand, and they set off.
So they walked for a long while and at the end of the day they set up camp and got to know each other.After talking around the fire about their quest they set off for bed. During the middle of the night leeroy heard terifying screeches from across the mountian And was startled and woke the others. the others said that it was just a dream and it would be ok so he went to bed.
The next morning they hiked up the mountian only to find an orc village. Leeroy was the first to see it and warned the others. He thought to himself that must have been the horrible shreiks he heard last night. After about 15 minutes they devised a plan to destroy the village. They saw wine bottles on the side of the village wall and their plan was to light those on fire and burn the village down.
So they snuck up close enough to throw the matches into the wine bottles, and thew them. The matches havent lit the wine yet....leeroy with his sharp eyes realized that the wine bottles were empty, but he peeked too long and was spotted. So the orcs charged and the battle commenced. They had the same number of adventures as orcs so when they charged each orc was paired off with an adventurer. All the skilled fighters were paired off with weak disgusting orcs while leeroy was paired off wit the orc king! The fight took a long while but eventually leeroy tired out and the orc king was just about to deliver the finishing blow when leeroys helmet projected a barrier stopping the king to swing anymore. While being baffled leeroy to advantage of his confused state and chopped off his head.
After the village was plundered for valuables leeroy noticed a shiny stone near where he chopped the orcs head off. He picked it up and he heard a voice.....It said you have one wish chose wisely.....So he thought for a while and evetually chose the power that when he yelled his name he had the power to fly and shoot lasers. In the distance they could see the candy castle in terror of the devious gummy bears so they hurried towards it.
When they arrived to the castle they told leeroy to stay outside and wait this one out, so he did. He waited for an hour and finally walked inside and saw his fellow adventurers dead. Leeroy was angered at this and was ready for a fight so he yelled times up lets do this leeeeeerrrrooooyyyy nnnnjjjjaaaannnkkinnnsssss and suddenly he could fly and shoot lasers out of his eyes the evil gummy bears were easuly overtaken and the candylins were freed. They rewarded leeroy with candy gold (the most delicious candy in the universe). After spending the nigh at the castle he set off for home once again.THE END