Gootenmorgen Tim! What a beautiful day in the kingdom of the great Germany.
Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff VII was the owner of the biggest brewerie in all of germany with his child, Tim. Life was well. That was until that fateful day.
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Mwahahahah! I cannot wait for the next youngling I will consume! That Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff VII’s child looks like a prime target! Tim is my next meal!
There was a dark Brown Gremlin that resided within the deep depths of Germany's caves. It’s name was...OBUNGA.Obunga then snuck into the abode of Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff VII and snatched his child!
After noticing his child was missing, Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff VII found Obunga’s cave and confronted him
HEY! GIVE ME BACK MY CHILD!
CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT!
Only if you can find my name. Even though you can just kill me. This is better.
That is when Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff VII heard the voice of Oktoberfest past.
His name is Obunga by the way.
Oh. Many thanks sir. Demon, your name is Obunga.
*GASP* H-HOW DID YOU EVEN...HUH?
Obunga then melted due to his sheere surprise at how on god’s green earth did Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff VII guessed his name.
Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshenk Koyaanisquatsiuth Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff VII and his child then lived happily ever after