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Hey Bro Shave off my facial hair
Hello and welcome to Creepy Basement Haircuts and - *OMG THATS MY ENEMY WHO STEALS PEOPLES LAUNDRY DETERGENT*
Probably from all the laundry detergent I drink.
Uhh- Yeah I can shave your beard. *shivers*
Also you're shorter than I remember.
H-Here, take a seat in this creaky old wooden rocking chair.
Only the somewhat mediocre best for my clients...
Omg thankss. This is so comfy. I hope nothing bad happens while I get my beard shaved.