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The Epic of Gilgamesh
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- Scene 4: Gilgamesh's bedroom
- Gilgamesh
- I wil not help you, peasant. I will watch your execution with a plate of Mesopotamian nachos in my hand
- Scene 1: Gilgamesh the Cruel King
- Peasant
- Noooooo!
- And I'm the executioner. Hssssss.
- Ishtar
- Scene 2: Meetingplace of the gods.
- I have been getting WAY too many sacrifices from the people in Urduk about this new evil king, Gilgamesh.
- I'll make a man to stop this cruel and unjust man! His name shall be Enkidu.
- Anu
- Enkidu, cauldron.
- Poof! Enkidu was created.
- Scene 3: Enkidu learns to be civilized, and about cruel king Gilgamesh's actions.
- Lady-friend
- Yes, Kindy baby, that's how you talk like a civilized man.
- I shall defeat this man and free you from his terrible reign!
- Enkidu (Kindy)
- Enkidu
- We've been fighting for so long, I think we could be friends!
- Yeah!
- Yeah! And now we can go slay that monster in the forest totally righteously!
- Gilgamesh
- Scene 5: The Cedar Forest Fight.
- Enkidu
- Gilgamesh
- Sorry, Ishtar. I'm not that into you.
- Now that you have slain Humbaba, I must confess my love to you.
- Fine! Then I'll send the Bull of Heaven to punish you!
- Closest thing I could find to Humbaba
- *very dead*
- Ishtar
- Scene 6-7: The Quest for Eternal Life
- Gilgamesh
- Dead Enkidu
- With both Enkidu and the bull dead, I must conquer death myself ! I will not die!
- Welp, I guess I'm going home now mortal. But at least I have learned to be better to my people.
- Hehe, Jimmy the Snake is gonna be the executioner for a lot longer now!
- Sorry, your only immortality plant got stolen by a snake
- Dead Bull of Heaven
- Utnapishtim
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