Understanding Credit Reports

Kind, Fool, Guard

What do you have to entertain me with today, fool?
My Lord, I assure you, you'll be quite entertained today...by my own lack of knowledge!
Of course you're a fool! This I already knew! I am displeased! Guard! Take him away!
Your Highness! Wait! Listen to what I have to say! Please!
You have my attention for only a moment, fool. Don't waste my time. What is this entertainment you claim to have for me?
I ordered a copy of my credit report the other day and I have absolutely no idea what any of the information means! HA!
That's not funny! That's preposterous! Understanding your credit report is one of the best ways to keep your finances in check!
But...it's so confusing! What do I do?
*GASP!*
I order you to go to Cambridge Credit Counseling's website and read their article on "Understanding Credit Reports" immediately!
Yes, Your Highness. Right away!
Well, guard. Looks like it's up to you to keep me entertained!
Uh....Oh...