The Socket Pt. 5

AAAAH! My cock is burning! Helpington, do what you do best!
Holiday Ranter, I am not going to manuever your penis out of an electric socket, this is on you, you figure it out. In fact, I'm leaving.
How can I say this without sounding uncaring? Ooh, I know! A haiku!
Helpington! Come back, you bastard! C'mon, help me out, Michael Bay!
I don't think that's a proper haiku.
I- will- not- help- you. In- fact- I- think- you- should- go- fuck- your- self. Sound good?
I'm too busy fucking this electric socket, so I can't go fuck myself, and if you don't get me out, soon, I'll be fucking you!
Oh yeah? She sounds charming. Are you doing a good job pleasing her?
I think you should help him, Michael Bay.
Oh, yeah, she loves it! So much so that she starts busting early, putting my cock in flames!
Yeah, you've got the tiny hands, and the spontaneous explosion skills, you would be perfect for this!
Shut up, Randy!
I think we're all in favor of you doing it, Michael Bay.
Oh, wow, you dicks are hilarious! It's so funny that I'm leaving this stupid situation!