Mercury Got BEEF (Part 1)
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- When I was born the first thing I did was hop out of my crib and look for something to take. It was just my nature. So I hopped out of my crib and went searching.
- MOO!
- Hey sir. I'm going to be taking this cattle, so if anyone is asking where they went don't tell them alright? Follow me cows! I won't eat you!
- Um alright. I won't say a word I promise.
- Oh my gods! My cattle! You sir, have you seen my cattle?
- To make sure he kept his word I had to test him. I turned into a random stranger pretend the cattle was mine to see if he would tell me where they went.
- Uhh I saw a young man take them heading that way!
- You've made enough false promises today! Now I'mma curse you!
- What? You're him! Oh my gods you must be a god! I'm sorry I didn't know. If I did I wouldn't have said anything I promise!
- Crap
- Where's my Cattle!
- I hate my life.
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