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King Midas- Kain Butts
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- One day a satyr fell asleep in a garden while he was out on an adventure
- BOY I KNOW YOU ARENT ASLEEP ON MY PRECIOUS ROSES
- Of course, the king was mad an unknown... thing fell asleep in his garden. Not only that, but on his roses.
- Look, I was drunk off of some wine and I had to sleep somewhere. Once again, I'm sorry.
- I don't care! Your master will find out about this immediately!
- The satyr was scared, but he had an idea
- No! Please! I'll do anything! I'll entertain you with tales of my journey, your majesty.
- Ok, fine. I don't see why not.
- Then, I ended up here, half drunk and just fell asleep
- The satyr kept his promise, and the king was delighted with hilariously stupid tales of a drunk goat man
- That's hilarious! Except you destroyed my roses.
- The king was sad to say that the satyr had to leave the next day
- Yes sir. It sure has been a pleasure to serve you.
- I'm terribly sorry to say this, but you have to go home tomorrow.
- As the king and the satyr walked to bring the satyr back, they were both sad.
- The satyr's god, Dionysus, was really happy to see the satyr again
- Silenus! Is that you? And King Midas! did you take care of him?
- The king was delighted to tell what Silenus did for him
- Yes, indeed I did. He is such a funny man, you are lucky to have him around at all times.
- Ok, sounds good.
- Great! Why don't you come inside for a while?
- Since Dionysus was so excited for Silenus to be back, he offered anything to the king as a reward
- I want everything I touch to turn to gold
- Ok. Done.
- The king regretted his wish soon after he received it, especially after he turned his daughter to gold
- NO! DON'T TOUCH M-
- DAD OMGGGGG YOUR'E H-
- After begging Dionysus to take away his power, he said to wash it off in the magical river
- I bathe in my robes lol
- He lived happily ever after
- Boy I been getting money
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