Comics with Cody and Connor
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A day in the life of a single father and his doofus kids.
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- Adventures with a SIX YEAR OLDBy: Justin Davis
- Dad, dad! I found a bunch of DIAMONDS outside again!
- Those are just rocks, kiddo.
- Yeah, but I'm still RICH , though.
- So, anyway... I was thinking we could get me a VR set.
- I'm pretty sure that's too expensive for us, Connor.
- Not for my REAL dad.
- ...and who taught you that!?
- YourWHAT!? I AM your "REAL" Dad!
- No, BATMAN is my REAL dad!
- Where was BATMAN last night when you whined about dinner and desperately needed me to cook a new one?
- I dunno. Probably fighting crime. He's a busy man, dad!
- *sigh* This kid is gonna be the death of me...
- We can't just expect a hero to drop what he's doing and make my dinner, can we?
- Seems like a kinda cruddy parent if he can't take time to make dinner for his son...
- We can't choose our family, dad. We just have to love them for who they ARE.
- It was ME, pick up these rocks!
- I dunno, probably Batman!
- I'm gonna keep these diamonds!
- That's okay! You can have them! You need them, Batman will get me more!
- I hate it here.
- They're not rocks. They're diamonds!