Meanwhile in ancient rome, we see two friends named Emily and Alex heading off for early morning tutoring.
Mhm!
I've been thinking about the differences that rich and poor people have, want to hear what I've thought of?
Emily: Erm- lets just move on from that-
Alex: Well first off, look at the poor people's houses! They look like they are made for a pet or something, but really there are full families living in them. Imagine the fire hazard of having a wood building with hundreds of little stoves cooking! No wonder they are all staring at us and just... sobbing?
Emily: That's where my friend Lily lives! I've been in her room, she has a pool in the middle of it to "Regulate the temputarure."
Alex: Woah! look at that house! That's where a family of rich people live. I bet they have the best dinner parties! And look at their clothes, that is some expensive dye!
15 minutes of gossip later..
Emily: Speaking of Lily, she invited me to a dinner party hosted by her mom! I'm so excited to taste rich-people food!
Alex: Woah! That makes me think back to the poor compared to rich thing. What do you think poor people eat?
Alex: Yikes, that's how much I eat in one meal!
Emily: Well, I think they don't have anything fancy. Maybe they just have one or two things to share. Like an egg or some cooked lamb with lettauce.
Alex: Well first of all. bitter much? Second of all, the rich and poor seem to be complete opposites, and third? I hear someone ringing the late bell! We have to get to class!
Goo goo gaga?
Why do I feel like I'm being watched?
Emily: Then you have the rich people with their steaks, wine, grapes, and figs all served to them on a gold platter!
Then the kids were late to class. The end! I hope you liked my presentation!