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So Jim have you heard about this freaking juul things that these teens are using?
Yes I have, its outrageous how these companys are in way appealing to a population of none smokers and minors.
I personally have worked on multiple bills and talked to multiple FDA representatives to solve this problem.
That is great, according to truthinitiative.org, 1/5 middle AND high school students have seen a juul used in school.
Did you hear about that shooting at that school in Charlotte?
Yes but listen, juuling in schools is obviously more important than guns in school.
Wow you're right, lets focus on kids vaping than kids dying, I am glad we are the ones to run the country and not the people wanting better gun control.
I mean besides the fact that there has been 1,624 mass shootings in the US in the past 1,870 days, we cant make money off background checks. But we can tax the Juul company!
I was reading a article from USA Today and it said that 2 million middle and high school students have used a juul in the past 30 days.
That is very alarming, 15 kids have died in school shootings in the past 30 days according to NHS but thats a much smaller number than 2 million.
Why waste our time on gun control when NRA doesnt cooperate, so why should we?
The FDA is cooperating so its much easier than stopping millions of kids and making them listen to the government (which they always do), than doing dumb old background checks.

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