Thanksgiving 3

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Hmm, maybe I shouldn't go to that play next week, nah, I will
I declare Thanksgiving a holiday!
What do you bring to Thanksgiving diner if you sat on pumpkin pie?Squash Casserole!
Why did the turkey cross the road on Thanksgiving? So people would think he was a chicken!
Why did the policeman pull you over after the meal? Cause you were way over your speed limit!
How did salt and pepper welcome the guests on Thanksgiving? Seasonings greetings!
With Coronavirus being a concern, what is the most popular side dish? Masked potatoes!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!
What's the best song to sing when preparing your turkey?All About That Baste.
Why was the turkey put in jail?The police suspected fowl play
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing Wing Wing!
What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist.
Why did the turkey taste off this year? We ran out of time to make it!
If your great-grandmother saw you making boxed mashed potatoes ...... she would turn over in her gravy.
My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes ...... but I told them I couldn't quit cold turkey.”
Abraham Lincoln declared Thanksgiving a holiday!
Bonus Jokes!
Why did the turkey play the drums in his band?Because he already had drum sticks!
Danny:Why did the cranberries turn red?Jake:Beats me.Danny:Because they saw the turkey dressing!