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MOZART!!!
MOZART!!!
What Beethoven?!?!
OH! There you are! They said you were trapped in the closet. I came to let you out!
Trapped in the closet? Why would I be trapped in the closet?
I don't know! Everyone is singing about it it. It's a little weird.
(Rolls eyes) Look man, I'm busy. I need to get back to writing these symphonies.
Gotta figure out how to use more sustained dissonance without getting everyone all riled up!
I get it man. I can't stand these conventional ideas. I say you do you!
By the way... I saw what you did with repeated pitches and using half step intervals. Nice work sir!
Thanks!
I was thinking of using motivic melodies and thematic transformation. Maybe even through in a little programatic themes.
Thoughts?
Great ideas! I guess all those years of being paraded around by our fathers when we were kids really paid off huh?
Thanks! I guess so. It was hard work being the best child prodigy ever.
You mean second best right?
Oh nothing.....
Huh?
You know... they might write stories about us one day.
I can see it now. A nice family adopts a young, insubordinate pup who ends up driving the father mad. They'll name the dog.....
Don't do it....
BEETHOVEN!
You had to go there didn't you?