Hamlet Act Two: Scene I

O, my lord, my lord! I have been so affrightened!
With what, my dear?
I was just minding my business sewing in my room...
...when all of a sudden, Hamlet *barges* in looking all crazy!
Hamlet! What are you doing here?
He looked a mess and was as pale as his undershirt...
Um... Hamlet? Hello?
...'twas as if he'd just come back from hell!
I'm not sure, but 'tis posible
Sounds like he's mad for thy love!
Well, what did he say?
Nothing! Absolutely nothing!
Hamlet, you're scaring me!
He just came up to me and grabbed my wrist tightly...
Then he grabbed my shoulder and just *stared* at me!
Uhh... what's happening right now?!
After a while, he nodded three times as if he was trying to send a message to me telepathically!
Finally, he sighed like it was his last breathe and just left!
WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT???
I mean, come on, he's definitely mad about you!
Did you tell him anything that might've hurt him?
I sent his letters back and wouldn't let him visit me.
I just did what you told me to do!
Yep! That's exactly what made him mad!
I should've observed him more closely before I told you to do that... Darn my suspicious thoughts!
Yes, my lord...
Come on, let's go tell the King so there will be no more trouble in the future