Are you my manager?

Of course sir! I'm your best option!
I need someone to manager my employs while I live in Florida, can you do that?
Why can't you get this right! I always knew people like you couldn't do anything right!!!!
Sir, you new manager is always yelling at me and said "I always knew people like you couldn't do anything right"
What? That's outrageous! I will take care of this immediately for you and I'm so sorry this is happening.
How could you say something so horrible to one of MY employs!
It's not horrible if it's true sir, you should have hired someone like us.
You are a sick person! And now your unemployed!
YOUR FIRED!
Fine if I'm not wanted I'll go somewhere where they appreciate me
I don't know what you mean?
Thank you so much, I'm relived
OMG!!! Thank you so much!! Of course I'd love too. I promise I can be an amazing manager.
I'd like you to know that I fired your old manager. I'm also very sorry that something like this happened to you at my company
I'd also like to offer you the manager position. I think you would do great.