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Epic of Gilgamesh Revamped
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- You will die while I eat burgers!!!
- A long time ago in a civilization far, far away lived a horrid king named Gilgamesh who abused his people.
- Please don't execute me! I have a family! I just want a raise!
- GUARDS!!!
- What should we do about the cruel king?
- The gods had a meeting over his cruelty.
- We should kill him, but with what?
- With nachos- I mean with Enkidu!
- Gilgamesh realized that he would die someday, so he sought immortality.
- OOh ohh aa aa!!!
- And it was so- the gods created Enkidu to topple Gilgamesh as Enkidu grew strong.
- One day a hunter found Enkidu and took him to the city to make him civilized.
- When Enkidu heard about Gilgamesh's cruelty, he challenged him to a video game battle to the death!!
- Kindy....
- Bring it on, Nature Nerd!!!!
- BELCH!!
- Pardon me.
- After 5 and a half hours, they called it a day.
- The two quickly became friends.
- They decided to take down Humbaba, a jerk monster.
- Dang.. You are so good at MarioKart!!!
- Runs in the fam.
- Let us get him.
- Will you marry me?
- Die mortals!
- I'm mostly god though.
- When Humbaba died, the love goddess Ishtar fell in love with GIl.
- Uhhhh...no.
- They killed the bull, but Enkidu was hit into a tree and didn't make it.
- Ishtar retaliated with fury, killing attacking Gil and Kindy with the bull.
- Meanie!
- NOOOOOOOOOO!
- Kill Gilgamesh with that cow thing!!!
- You mean the bull of heaven? Whatever.
- I could die soon!!
- He found the plant of immortality, but he fell asleep and a snake stole it.
- ZZZZ...
- Shocker.
- You will find immortality at the bottom of the sea.
- He realized he could not cheat death and became a wiser person. He passed as a beloved king.
- He looked for Utanpishtam, who was immortal.
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