History Poem (EnglishClass)

“Trying to protect his students' innocencehe told them the Ice Age was really justthe Chilly Age, a period of a million yearswhen everyone had to wear sweaters.“
“And the Stone Age became the Gravel Age,named after the long driveways of the time.”
“The Spanish Inquisition was nothing morethan an outbreak of questions.”
This is period of time where the world was covered with large glaciers. The teacher made it sound like a long chilly winter at most.
“The War of the Roses took place in a garden,“
A period where stone tools were predominant, the teacher said it was simply because they had “long driveways” when the idea of a drive way didn’t exist yet.
and the Enola Gay dropped one tiny atomon Japan.“
The Spanish Inquisition was a group of people created to stop heresy, however the teacher said it was an “outbreak of questions”.
“in the Boer War told long, rambling storiesdesigned to make the enemy nod off.“
The war of the roses was a civil war fought over the English throne, he explained it as people in a garden.
This was the bombing of Hiroshima, he said they dropped a single atom on japan.
This was a war fought to banish the English from South Africa. He explained it as soldiers telling long stories to put the enemy to sleep.

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