In the past we've had very good ideas such as the enforcement of harsher punishments towards our wrongful police force and reserving weapons as a last result in the case of a hostile criminal.
So what has the government pass?
Fruits.
Excuse me, what?
...Our weapons have been replaced with fruit.
Well I hope y'all don't go bananas with your new toys!
(Sarcastic laugh)You're so funny. I get it.
Why wouldn't they just enforce harsher punishment on cops or take their badge away if they find that force wasn't necessary in that situation?
I don't question the laws sir. I only enforce them.
You heard it here first people. The government has listened to the nations complaints and their solution is fruits, good ole fruit. Back to you Reporter.