A Midsummer Night's Dream - Act 1 Scene 2

All who are playing in Pyramus and Thisbe, call out your name for a script to practice with!
Before the king and queen's wedding, a play is being formed.
Tom Snout, the tinker.
Robin Starveling, the tailor.
Just watch myincredible performance, Peter Quince!
Nick Bottom, the weaver.
I'll woo the entire audience with my acting!
Okay... You'll beplaying the role of Pyramus.
Lucky for you, I can play all of those parts!
What do you mean I'm playing a woman? I have a beard!
Can I have a script? I'm bad at learning lines.
Tom Snout, you're the lion... all you do is roar.
Francis Flute, you will play Thisbe.
Let me be the lion too! I'll roar the crowd away!
Bottom, we'd be hanged for that.
Then I'll blow you away with any role I achieve.
...You're only going to play Pyramus. Now, everyone, remember to meet in-
Aaaand break!