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Office Drama
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- Горка: 1
- Hey there, Franklin! Nice to meet you. How’s it going?
- Горка: 2
- So, Franklin, thank you for meeting with me today! I look forward to joining the company. How long have you worked here?
- I don’t believe that’s relevant to today’s onboarding, Mr. Carter. Let’s focus on the policies and procedures.
- Горка: 3
- Of course, Franklin!
- I appreciate your enthusiasm, Mr. Carter, but I’d prefer if you addressed me as Mr. Waters.
- Горка: 4
- Yes…but I think having a physical copy is important for reference, Mr. Carter.
- Горка: 5
- We definitely prefer it if you followed the proper chain of communication. This ensures that no one wasted each other’s time, Mr. Carter.
- Горка: 6
- Understandable. But do we have a group chat for the team? Slack? Discord? Maybe Teams?
- We use only email and occasional in-person meetings. I assume you’re familiar with email, Mr. Carter.
- I see. Maybe ask your supervisor when you meet with him.
- Горка: 7
- Wait, this says I have a “scheduled lunch hour”? Can I not take my break whenever the opportunity comes up?
- Scheduled breaks ensure equity and productivity, Mr. Carter.
- Горка: 8
- Employee of the Month
- Whoa,look at you! Employee of the Month in 2015? That’s cool. How long’ve you beenhere?
- I’ve dedicated over a decade to this company, ensuring its growth and stability.
- Горка: 10
- Excuse me?
- Горка: 11
- Check this out—five ways to streamline your workflow in under 30 seconds.
- Горка: 12
- Blah Blah Blah Blah...
- Is all of this available online? Maybe we can go over a summarized version of this and if I have questions, I’ll reach out.
- Горка: 13
- Am I interrupting something important?
- Горка: 14
- Attendance Sheet
- Горка: 15
- That concludes today’s session, Mr. Carter. Best of luck in your new role.
- Thank you! Can’t wait to get started. I’ll see you around!
- Горка: 16
- Man,this guy’s uptight. Hope the rest of the team isn’t like this.
- What happened to respect and professionalism? This generation is hopeless.
- Горка: 0
- Good afternoon, Mr. Carter. Please, have a seat.
- Ourvalues include professionalism, respect, and a strong work ethic.
- Interesting choice for a professional device, Mr. Carter.
- You’ll find the details in this handbook, which I recommend you read thoroughly.
- This chart outlines our hierarchy. You’ll report to yoursupervisor directly and escalate concerns up the chain of command.
- Sure, I mean, email’s great... for, like, more important messagesand information. But sometimes with quick questions or funny comments, sendingit as a direct message would be faster and more convenient.
- Definitely! I believe that working smarter will naturally lead to better work ethics and quality.
- Oh, I’ll just review the copy I saw online. We don’t want to waste paper, right?
- Okay,but if I had a quick question and a superior was there, I can just ask them right? It will save a lot of time.
- Ok, if you say so. But it would be better for the company if employees are free to decide when to go on break, don’t you think?
- Nice.I’ve jumped around a few times, getting new experiences. Keeps me updated onthe industry and helps me develop new skills, y’know?
- “Newskills”? More like no loyalty and no commitment.
- Like,why work harder than you need to? Efficiency and finding new ways is best,right?
- I prefer tried-and-true methods, not... “hacks.”
- Attention to detail is crucial and this is a mandatory part of the onboarding process.
- Wait, you still track physical attendance? I thought we’d have flexible hours.
- Oh?Yeah, I love personalizing my belongings. They reflect who I am as a person, and makes it more enjoyable to look at. I highly recommend!
- Enjoyable? Its just a laptop.
- Oh sorry, I got a notification and just wanted to make sure it was nothing important. Sorry about that, please continue.
- Punctuality is non-negotiable here, Mr. Carter
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