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Hamlet
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- Горка: 1
- Make sure you are stern with him, he needs to know that what he did was wrong.
- I'll try, but I'm not confident I can handle the sass.
- He's on the way, I'll hide in behind the large potted plant!
- *Sarcastically* If he catches you, you're dead.
- Polonius tells Gertrude to stand up to Hamlet and tell him off for what he's done.
- Горка: 2
- What's up?
- You offended your uncle, who I happen to be married to.
- Coulda sworn you married my dad...
- This is gonna get interesting!
- THAT IS ENOUGH!
- Hamlet's humor is unappreciated by his mother and things start to get nasty.
- Горка: 3
- I'm not subjecting myself to this Hamlet.
- How childish!
- Did I say that out loud?
- Wait! Just stay for a second.
- I wasn't done making jokes at your expense.
- Polonius is a fool and gives away his (not so) sneaky hiding spot by mistake. Oops!
- Горка: 4
- I definitely said it out loud...
- Hamlet no!
- Ahah! I had a feeling we were being watched!
- AHHHHHHHHH!!!
- Chaos ensues as Hamlet viciously attacks Polonius (who Hamlet thought was his uncle) with his giant lollipop!
- Горка: 5
- What odd final words.
- I mean I guess he isn't wrong.
- I am slain!
- Hey... Now that I'm thinking about it, that doesn't look like my uncle...
- After the smoke clears, Hamlet realizes he just murdered the wrong guy (an honest mistake).
- Горка: 6
- That's because he isn't, you barbaric monster!
- Sorry I just kinda assumed...
- And look where all that assuming got you, there's a corpse on my floor!
- I said I was sorry, jeez.
- Gertrude is disgusted by the mess on her bedroom floor... And she also isn't a fan of Polonius being dead (for some odd reason).
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