Pulp Non-Fiction
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I hope you understand this title reference. My dad told me about it so I assume you do. XD
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- Yo
- Pulp Non-Fiction
- Me
- Hello, I'm an orange. I was born in Southern China, where I was named very creatively.
- This shall be called an orange!
- Fancy Smansy
- I was first used among the Romans in around 1st century BC, where I became very popular among the noble.
- Eventually, I got to Europe in the 16th century BC by Portuguese traders. This led to me going to the Americas and baffling everyone there.
- Yeah, we have gold. But more importantly, Oranges!!!
- They loved me so much that a South American country, Brazil, became the leading producer of oranges, Sao Paulo being the maincenter of production.
- Today, I'm commonly used among parents and disgusted kids. Who knows, maybe even you!
- Ok, kids. Eat your dessert!
- Side Note:Oranges are not living beings. Do not try to talk to one.
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