Bond Buddiesz

Na
Hey Lithium, I'm really lonely these days and I can never find a bond!
Well, Sodium, I have a great friend who'll bond with you! Her name is Chloride
Li
Na
Of course I can !!! Wait, don't you also have one valence electron?
Ok! She seems like the perfect bond for me.
Alright, Sodium but she only dates people with one valence electron so can u do that??
.....Moving on. Here is her number.
Li
Soo, I heard that you only need one more valence electron, and I can honestly say I'm the guy you're looking for! PS. I'm a metal.
Na
yeah, ionic bond buddies. ionic bonds mean that we give and take electrons to create a full shell! Our ship name would be Sodium Chloride!!
ionic bond buddies?
Exactly! I'm a nonmetal and a halogen. Which means we can be ionic bond buddies!
Cl
THE NEXT DAY
What do they do?
Na
So..... do you have any other buddies?
Cl
Yeahhhh, I also have the covalent bond buddies.
Na
Covalent bonds share electrons between each other. I have friends like Fluorine, Iodine, and many more who're nonmetal!
So you're saying I'm not the only one?
Noooo..... You are my only ionic bond buddy. it's not like I have other covalent bonds with other people. *Gulp*
Cl
Na
NOOOOO!! How could she do this to me??
Cl
Oh, Hey Oxygen. How are you?
I'm goooddd, ready for our covalent bond date?
O