Dan versus Nature
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- Hey Dan, want to come over tonight?
- Sorry, my mom has a new boyfriend to introduce me to.
- Dan, sweetie, this is my new fiancee, Hank.
- Fiancee?
- A few days later
- What?
- Guess what? I am sending you on a guys camping trip in Idaho!
- Maybe, we should scare him away by pranking him!
- Help! You have to come with me to Idaho!
- Why did I let Dan talk me into this?
- Why did I let mom talk me into this?
- 38719 Idaho
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- Maybe I could pull all of these pranks on Dan and make Hank feel like he failed on the bonding.
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- I should put a laxative in Dan's chili to see how Hank reacts to a surprise like this.
- Oh my gosh! Dan, are you okay?
- Ow! Man this hurts!
- This trip was a fail. How will I tell her?
- Not so great. You may want to sit down to hear the story.
- How was the trip guys?
- Two minutes later
- I am done! Done trying to find the perfect guy because he does not exist! I give up! Get out of my house now Hank!
- A couple days later
- Is the wedding back on?
- It sure is!