Once upon a time there was a evil witch who killed the king of a kingdom and took over. The king had a daughter who was named Snow White and was very ugly. The witch, who loved to be pretty asked a magic mirror she created who was the fairest of them all. The mirror said Snow White as beauty is in the eye of the beholder, though most beholders would say Snow White was ugly. Because of of what the lamp said the queen was enraged. She then forgot she had magic that could kill snow white and ordered for the assassination of Snow White.
a few months later...
The assassin found Snow White in a forest and told her, “I’m supposed to kill you but the story needs to progress.” He then killed a nearby boar and took its heart to the queen so the queen thought the heart was Snow Whites and the assassin killed Snow White. Snow White, frightened, ran far away deep in the forest away from all civilized life.
A few hours later...
While wandering Snow White got hungry. She saw some birds decided to chase them. The Birds saw this and flew away into a clearing. In the clearing there was a house. The birds then flew away. Snow White saw this and decided to hunt for food in the house. While looking she found plates all with food on them. She gobbled all the food up and then found a room with beds. Snow White, tired from eating seven meals at once, crashed. Later that day, the seven dwarfs went back to their house to find that their food was eaten. They soon started searching the house. When they saw Snow White in the beds they were scared because of how ugly she was. She woke up and started screaming because a bunch of people staring at her. The dwarfs eventually calmed and said to Snow White, “We will do anything you want as long as you cover your gross face. We are but humble dwarfs trying to find gold so we can be accepted back into society because we would be rich.” Snow White hid her face. “As long as you provide shelter for me,” She said.
A few days later in a beautiful castle...
Later that year, the evil queen said, “ Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who is the fairest of them all?”The Mirror gave the same response as the first time. “Snow White my queen, is the fairest of them all,” the mirror said. The Queen screamed and broke he mirror with a nearby lamp. “HOW IS THERE A LAMP IN MEDIEVAL TIMES?!?!” The queen shouted. “Oh wait, that's not the script. HOW IS SNOW WHITE ALIVE!?!?!” The witch then hunted down Snow White. She found the home of the dwarfs and went there with a poisoned apple. She disguised herself as a old woman to sell the apple to snow white. Snow white bought the apple because she loved apples. Snow white gobbled down the apple but then suddenly dropped dead. Later the dwarfs came home to find dead snow white on the floor. They started cheering and started having a party with even the animals joining in.
A prince of a nearby kingdom was out hunting when he heard the noise from the party and went to investigate. He saw how ugly Snow White was and asked the dwarfs if he could buy her as she was so ugly he wanted to get rid of her. The dwarfs agreed and they began on the road to the prince’s kingdom. Along the way the prince stumbled and the apple fell out of Snow Whites mouth. Snow White suddenly awoke and said, “OH! Who is this handsome person in front of me? Marry me of i will torture you with my ugly face.” The Prince fearing for his sanity said yes.
Later that month it was announced that they would be married and wedding happened. The evil queen's kingdom revolted and killed her. After that Snow White and the prince were wed and everyone lived happily ever after after that. Except everyone. Especially the prince and his father who died of a heart attack after seeing Snow White.