People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Hyperspace Planning Council. Plans for development of the outlying regions of the galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you.
What is happening???
It appears that the Vogon Department of Innovation of Travel has had a breakthrough in technology, making any previous way of travel obsolete.
Come on mankind, plans have been posted in the Alpha Proxima system for almost sixty years! You could have protested at the appropriate time!
It appears that there are Earthly intruders.
What just happened??? We've escaped onto the Vogon transportation vessel. Where is the Earth??? It has been violently blown up and everyone and everything is all dead. That's disappointing.