It started on a November night after a large dinner. He was drinking heavily and decided to read the paper.
He was uninterested by the stories in the paper because the stories were thought to be in Chinese.. One caught his eye that was about a very bizarre death that had recently occurred.
Death in London
A man was killed this week in an odd fashion. He was playing a game of "Puff the Dart". Before he exhaled to blow the dart out, he inhaled and the dart then entered his throat and ended up in his lungs. A few days after the accident happened, he was dead.
He was suddenly very enraged by the story. He claimed that it was a hoax . He started to rant on about how fake the story was
He then heard a remarkable voice, that he did not recognize.
"Mein Gott, den, vat a vool you bees for dat !"
When he could not see who said that, he thought that he was hearing things because of him being drunk