C'mon Steve, I have 72 IQ points to lose to be classified as smart. I know you just want money, so stop acting as if you actually care or even know what I'm doing...
I mean I'm pretty sure I can understand a bit...
I think you have the same chances of understanding what I'm doing as NASA has of finding a tiny man holding a flashlight, searching for a chicken inside a black hole
A few drug overdoses later...
Little Steve is now very depressed and ashamed of how dumb he is :(
Super secret box
Not so secret opened box
Steve opens up a non-suspicious, unusual box that arrived in the middle of the day.
Modafinil (Neuroenhancement Drug)The drug that makes anybody a genius
IUPAC name: 2-[(diphenylmethyl)sulfinyl]acetamideMolecular formula: C15H15NO2SDisclaimerMay cause stuffy and runny nose, anxious Feelings, Backache, Diarrhea, Difficulty, Sleeping, Dizziness, Headache, Indigestion, Nausea, NervousnessRARE EFFECTS : Fast heartbeats and hallucinations as well as easy bleeding and chest painConclusion: Perfectly safe to use under moderation. Definitely does not have more disadvantages than benefits.
However, Steve doesn't read the back page. People this is why you always check the number of pages in anything
~ Some jokes adapted form The Big Bang Theory
I'm not insane... My mom had me tested!!!
The drugs did get the better of him, didn't it. People nowadays... always believing there's some shortcut in technology or drugs for everything.