After 4 months of counselling since her traumatic incident with Casper, Lilac had not lost faith. She still belived that there was the perfect guy out there for her despite the fact that her soulmate had blown up a mere few months ago. Jemima was UNSTOPPABLLE she was INVINCIBLE or so it seemed
One day whilst walking through Big Arm – Montana (It's an actual place look it up) she met Franc. She was sure he must be the one. As it worked previously she tried to use her excellent sense of humour to win him over.
Hey Kiddo, Argon walks into a bar. Barman says, "We don't serve noble gases." Argon doesn't react.
Ha Ha Ha, that's so funny, I was gonna tell you a joke about sodium and hydrogen......but NaH.
Somehow it worked and Frank introduced himself. I honestly do not know where Jemima comes up with this insane banter.
Hey Frank, Forget hydrogen you're my number one element. Hehehehehe
Hey i'm Frank
But suddenly it started to rain...
Why is my boyfriend on fire??? All I do is fizz. Maybe it's me not them? I loved him!!!
Suddenly the world ended, maybe it wasn't North Korea that Trump needed to convince to get rid of their nuclear weapons but he just had to stop Jemima dating.
So where are they now!!! Well, Lilac and the rest of the world have been obliterated. It turns out Lilac wasn't as invincible as we thought. Her seek for love doomed the entire planet. Her councillor regrets telling her to get back into dating calling it a 'minefield'. In hindsight, fate really was against Lilac and she never found her soulmate. So the moral of the story is, If your boyfriend blows up randomly, iit'syou not him, also stop dating or you'll kill all of us.